Sunday, September 16, 2007

"For Sale By Owner"


By being an owner, you have proven only one thing: that you can BUY an item. You have absolutely no qualifications, WHATSOEVER, in sales. Do not delude yourself. Pay people to advertise. Hire a broker. Talk to a lawyer. Anything! Just trust me, you don't know what you're doing.
"How can you be so sure?" you ask me. Because I'm trying to buy your stuff, and YOU are stopping me! That is not the goal of sales. Please talk to a professional.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So, uh, you're still looking to buy a plane? Or maybe you're looking for somewhere to live. Somewhere, of course, other than the spacious and roomy station wagon.

(I did get your messages. I'm awful at returning calls. Mea culpa. What's the time difference? I don't want to call too early when I do finally call you back...)