Meanwhile, I'm begging baby wipes off hoarders on Facebook, and the government is setting up obstacle courses to monetary handouts. Many of us are starting to wonder-- couldn't you have just let us make our own money in the first place?
Some businesses in Alaska have shown that they can stay open and safe during a pandemic. The special tools they rely on to build their obstacle courses are poster board and Sharpees. This store is keeping their shelves stocked by shaming hoarders, rather than shaming people for coming to the store.
This is a game changer. Stay open. Stay stocked. Tell customers to stay away from the other people in the store. Keep providing the community with great services like gas, liquor, groceries and amazing baked goods.
Grab a Sharpee and make a sign. Someone might need it.
'Smile and breathe-- just not on me'.
'You DON'T need to wear a mask in the privacy of your own vehicle'.
'You DO need to wear a mask while you watch "Tiger King."'
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