Casting Call for Movie of the Year, 2002

It's the beginning of another year and Hollywood is about to force the world's bored souls (you know, the type of people who sit around reading humor sites on the Internet) through another year of bland to bad movies.

But before we dive any further in, we here at Re:Whatever must make a great decision: Which movie gets the grand prize for 2002? We are not the Academy. No one is paying us off, and there is nothing political going on (except the partisan battle every week over who is slacking the most on the update). We will give the "Best Damn Movie of the Year" award based completely on fact-- our opinion.

But just to add to the warm fuzzy feeling of democracy, we want you to tell us what should get the grand cash prize, or, if you like, which film should be considered under no circumstances. At least one reason, however inane, must accompany each entry.

Those of you that have spent the past year whining that you want to write for us, but you don't know what to write about- NOW is your chance. So write a title and a sentence or two or 100. I anticipate great things. At least they had better be great things to change my mind (yes, of course it’s already made up).

Then sit by your computer and wait until we deem it the time to run another update. Anticipate with bated breath the chance that you may have chosen a winner. Too bad this is the internet and not a race track, because, frankly, you could make more money forwarding one of Bill Gates’ emails than off of us.