bash is quickly approaching. The Jo Bros are making their triumphant return, Mom wrote a poem for an invite, and Anna might have another Brittney Spears acoustic number up her sleeve. Even the international crowd will be "there like a bear in a snare."
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Although the poor Cubs lost 3-9 to the Tigers on Saturday, our spirits were kept high by expensive beer and Kosher hot dogs, complete with hand-cranked onions.